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Miss Jordan
02-19-2015, 03:53 PM
ﺻﺒﺎﺣﻴﺔ ﻋﺮﻳﺲ ...
ﻓﻲ ﺻﺒﻴﺤﺔ ﺍﻟﻌﺮﺱ ﻗﺎﻡ ﺍﻟﻌﺮﻳﺲ ﻗﺒﻞ ﺍﻟﻌﺮﻭﺱ .. ﻭﺩﺧﻞ ﺇﻟﻰ
ﺍﻟﻤﻄﺒﺦ ﻭﺣﻀﺮ ﻣﺎ ﻟﺬ ﻭ ﻃﺎﺏ ﻣﻦ ﺍﻟﻄﻌﺎﻡ
( ﻃﺒﻌﺎ ﺍﻟﻌﺮﻳﺲ ﺃﺭﺩﻧﻲ )
ﺛﻢ ﺫﻫﺐ ﻭ ﺻﺤﻰ ﺯﻭﺟﺘﻪ ﺑﻜﻞ ﺣﻨﺎﻥ ﻭ ﺣﺐ
ﻭ ﻟﻢ ﻳﺴﻤﺢ ﻟﻬﺎ ﺑﻤﻐﺎﺩﺭﺓ ﺍﻟﺴﺮﻳﺮ ﻟﺘﺬﻫﺐ ﺇﻟﻰ ﺍﻟﻤﻄﺒﺦ ﻭ ﺗﺘﻨﺎﻭﻝ
ﺍﻟﻔﻄﻮﺭ ﻻ ﻭ ﺑﻞ ﺃﺣﻀﺮ ﻟﻬﺎ ﺍﻟﻔﻄﻮﺭ ﺇﻟﻰ ﺍﻟﺴﺮﻳﺮ ..
( ﺁﻩ ﺁﻩ ﺃﺭﺩﻧﻲ ﻣﺎﻟﻜﻢ !!! )
ﻭﺑﻌﺪ ﺃﻥ ﺗﻨﺎﻭﻟﺖ ﺍﻟﻔﻄﻮﺭ ﻟﻢ ﻳﺴﻤﺢ ﻟﻬﺎ ﺑﻤﻐﺎﺩﺭﺓ ﺍﻟﺴﺮﻳﺮ ..
ﻟﺘﺬﻫﺐ ﺇﻟﻰ ﺍﻟﺤﻤﺎﻡ ﻟﺘﻐﺴﻞ ﻳﺪﻳﻬﺎ .. ﺑﻞ ﺃﺣﻀﺮ ﻟﻬﺎ ﺍﻟﻤﺎﺀ ﻭ
ﺍﻟﺼﺎﺑﻮﻥ ﺇﻟﻰ ﺍﻟﺴﺮﻳﺮ ..
( ﺷﻜﻠﻜﻢ ﻣﺶ ﻣﻘﺘﻨﻌﻴﻦ ﺍﻧﻪ ﺃﺭﺩﻧﻲ )
ﺛﻢ ﻗﺎﻝ ﻟﻬﺎ ﻣﺎ ﺭﺃﻳﻚ ﺣﺒﻴﺒﺘﻲ ﺃﻥ ﻧﺸﺮﺏ ﻓﻨﺠﺎﻥ ﻗﻬﻮﺓ ﻓﻲ ﻏﺮﻓﺔ
ﺍﻟﺠﻠﻮﺱ !
ﻓﻮﺍﻓﻘﺖ ﻭ ﺑﺎﻟﻄﺒﻊ ﻟﻢ ﻳﺴﻤﺢ ﻟﻬﺎ ﺑﺄﻥ ﺗﺤﻀﺮ ﺍﻟﻘﻬﻮﺓ ﺑﻞ ﺣﻀﺮﻫﺎ
ﺑﻨﻔﺴﻪ ..
( ﻭ ﺍﻟﻠﻪ ﺍﻟﻌﻈﻴﻢ ﺍﻧﻪ ﺃﺭﺩﻧﻲ )
ﺛﻢ ﺟﻠﺲ ﻳﺘﻜﻠﻢ ﻣﻌﻬﺎ ..
ﻓﻘﺎﻝ ﻟﻬﺎ : ﻣﺎ ﺭﺃﻳﻚ ﺣﺒﻴﺒﺘﻲ ﻓﻲ ﻛﻞ ﻫﺬﺍ
ﻓﺄﺟﺎﺑﺖ : ﻃﺒﻌﺎ ﻫﺬﻩ ﺍﻟﺤﻴﺎﺓ ﺍﻟﺰﻭﺟﻴﺔ ﻭ ﺍﻻ ﻓﻼﺍﺍ ....
ﻓﻘﺎﻝ ﻟﻬﺎ :
ﺑﺪﻱ ﻳﺎﻛﻲ ﺗﻄﺒﻘﻴﻪ ﻋﻠﻲ ﻛﻞ ﻳﻮﻡ
ﻭ ﺇﻻ ﺑﻔﻠﻖ ﺭﺍﺳﻚ
ﻭ ﺑﺨﺮﺏ ﺑﻴﺘﻚ ﻭ ﺑﺮﺟﻌﻚ ﻟﺒﻴﺖ ﺃﺑﻮﻛﻲ ﺯﻱ ﻣﺎ ﺟﺒﺘﻚ ﻣﻨﻪ ...
ﺷﻔﺘﻮﺍ ﺍﻧﻪ ﺍﺭﺩﻧﻲ

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ketto.87
02-20-2015, 02:42 PM
ﺻﺒﺎﺣﻴﺔ ﻋﺮﻳﺲ ...
ﻓﻲ ﺻﺒﻴﺤﺔ ﺍﻟﻌﺮﺱ ﻗﺎﻡ ﺍﻟﻌﺮﻳﺲ ﻗﺒﻞ ﺍﻟﻌﺮﻭﺱ .. ﻭﺩﺧﻞ ﺇﻟﻰ
ﺍﻟﻤﻄﺒﺦ ﻭﺣﻀﺮ ﻣﺎ ﻟﺬ ﻭ ﻃﺎﺏ ﻣﻦ ﺍﻟﻄﻌﺎﻡ
( ﻃﺒﻌﺎ ﺍﻟﻌﺮﻳﺲ ﺃﺭﺩﻧﻲ )
ﺛﻢ ﺫﻫﺐ ﻭ ﺻﺤﻰ ﺯﻭﺟﺘﻪ ﺑﻜﻞ ﺣﻨﺎﻥ ﻭ ﺣﺐ
ﻭ ﻟﻢ ﻳﺴﻤﺢ ﻟﻬﺎ ﺑﻤﻐﺎﺩﺭﺓ ﺍﻟﺴﺮﻳﺮ ﻟﺘﺬﻫﺐ ﺇﻟﻰ ﺍﻟﻤﻄﺒﺦ ﻭ ﺗﺘﻨﺎﻭﻝ
ﺍﻟﻔﻄﻮﺭ ﻻ ﻭ ﺑﻞ ﺃﺣﻀﺮ ﻟﻬﺎ ﺍﻟﻔﻄﻮﺭ ﺇﻟﻰ ﺍﻟﺴﺮﻳﺮ ..
( ﺁﻩ ﺁﻩ ﺃﺭﺩﻧﻲ ﻣﺎﻟﻜﻢ !!! )
ﻭﺑﻌﺪ ﺃﻥ ﺗﻨﺎﻭﻟﺖ ﺍﻟﻔﻄﻮﺭ ﻟﻢ ﻳﺴﻤﺢ ﻟﻬﺎ ﺑﻤﻐﺎﺩﺭﺓ ﺍﻟﺴﺮﻳﺮ ..
ﻟﺘﺬﻫﺐ ﺇﻟﻰ ﺍﻟﺤﻤﺎﻡ ﻟﺘﻐﺴﻞ ﻳﺪﻳﻬﺎ .. ﺑﻞ ﺃﺣﻀﺮ ﻟﻬﺎ ﺍﻟﻤﺎﺀ ﻭ
ﺍﻟﺼﺎﺑﻮﻥ ﺇﻟﻰ ﺍﻟﺴﺮﻳﺮ ..
( ﺷﻜﻠﻜﻢ ﻣﺶ ﻣﻘﺘﻨﻌﻴﻦ ﺍﻧﻪ ﺃﺭﺩﻧﻲ )
ﺛﻢ ﻗﺎﻝ ﻟﻬﺎ ﻣﺎ ﺭﺃﻳﻚ ﺣﺒﻴﺒﺘﻲ ﺃﻥ ﻧﺸﺮﺏ ﻓﻨﺠﺎﻥ ﻗﻬﻮﺓ ﻓﻲ ﻏﺮﻓﺔ
ﺍﻟﺠﻠﻮﺱ !
ﻓﻮﺍﻓﻘﺖ ﻭ ﺑﺎﻟﻄﺒﻊ ﻟﻢ ﻳﺴﻤﺢ ﻟﻬﺎ ﺑﺄﻥ ﺗﺤﻀﺮ ﺍﻟﻘﻬﻮﺓ ﺑﻞ ﺣﻀﺮﻫﺎ
ﺑﻨﻔﺴﻪ ..
( ﻭ ﺍﻟﻠﻪ ﺍﻟﻌﻈﻴﻢ ﺍﻧﻪ ﺃﺭﺩﻧﻲ )
ﺛﻢ ﺟﻠﺲ ﻳﺘﻜﻠﻢ ﻣﻌﻬﺎ ..
ﻓﻘﺎﻝ ﻟﻬﺎ : ﻣﺎ ﺭﺃﻳﻚ ﺣﺒﻴﺒﺘﻲ ﻓﻲ ﻛﻞ ﻫﺬﺍ
ﻓﺄﺟﺎﺑﺖ : ﻃﺒﻌﺎ ﻫﺬﻩ ﺍﻟﺤﻴﺎﺓ ﺍﻟﺰﻭﺟﻴﺔ ﻭ ﺍﻻ ﻓﻼﺍﺍ ....
ﻓﻘﺎﻝ ﻟﻬﺎ :
ﺑﺪﻱ ﻳﺎﻛﻲ ﺗﻄﺒﻘﻴﻪ ﻋﻠﻲ ﻛﻞ ﻳﻮﻡ
ﻭ ﺇﻻ ﺑﻔﻠﻖ ﺭﺍﺳﻚ
ﻭ ﺑﺨﺮﺏ ﺑﻴﺘﻚ ﻭ ﺑﺮﺟﻌﻚ ﻟﺒﻴﺖ ﺃﺑﻮﻛﻲ ﺯﻱ ﻣﺎ ﺟﺒﺘﻚ ﻣﻨﻪ ...
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